Wipe a hairy butt
I will then place the tp in my hand being held as a square by the thumb. Apollon View Public Profile Find all posts by Apollon. Thanks for on Terrible Real Estate Agent Photograph and Toilets: Eventually I would have to do two things: It is a very effective method that should be experemented with. A Farewell to Blind Mullet. Ask MetaFilter is a question and answer site that covers nearly any question on earth, where members help each other solve problems.
The men's bathroom at Branch St Olive Garden. Anyone who is saying they can easily access their asshole while standing up is just admitting they literally have no ass whatsoever and aren't attractive to the ladies. PiffInDaBasket , Oct 11, Niggedawgg , Oct 11, If you sit down, the butt cheeks are spread open, giving you space to reach in and clean. Aye, squatting is optimal, but most people aren't used to it so I don't recommend it.
Clean your anus with your finger. It sounds weird, but lean forward when you take a shit, and put your hands on the floor between your feet. I finally lost my mind at "barbarian". I've always stood up to wipe, it just feels right.
Fact: if you wipe your butt while sitting down you are disgusting
Description: Did I work with you? Should I call an ambulance? I started off on the pills and moved on to metamucil powder. Not that I'd know. I've got enough asshair to weave an indian blanket
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